Ang mga mababasa sa Blog na ito ay pawang mga Immature na paniniwala lang ng isang taong bobo at nagmamarunong, wag paniwalaan ang lahat.
BOB ONG VS. JUAN TAMAD.. BASAGAN NG KWENTO (including paulo kwelyo as extra)
November 5, 2009Ang Pagmamahal:
“Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo isisiksik ang sarili mo kung wala nang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron namang hagdan, ayaw mo lng pansinin.” - Bob Ong
“Mapuno man ang elevator, sigurado namang babalik ito, at darating ang panahon na magkakasya din ako…” - Juan Tamad
“Nag aaway kayo?” — Paulo Kwelyo
“At sino ka naman?” — Both Juan and Bob
“wala lang, napadaan lang? — Paulo Kwelyo
“teka.. yaman nadito ka din naman lang, tatanungin ka namin.. ok lang ba?” — Bob Ong
“Hwag mo nang idamay yang bata.” — Juan Tamad
“Tatanungin ko lang.. takot ka ba?” — Bob Ong
“Hinde naman… kaya lang.. nakakatamad eh.” — Juan Tamad
“masyado mo namang pinaninindigan yang pangalan mo.” – Bob Ong
“Hinde ah..” — Juan Tamad
“ano po ba yun?” — Paulo Kwelyo
“Sinong mas tama sa amin? kasi sabi ko ang pagmamahal Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo isisiksik ang sarili mo kung wala nang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron namang hagdan, ayaw mo lng pansinin. “ – Bob Ong
“ngayon?” – Paulo Kwelyo
“sa kin naman .. Mapuno man ang elevator, sigurado namang babalik ito, at darating ang panahon na magkakasya din ako
– Juan Tamad
“anong kinalaman ko dun?” — Paulo Kwelyo
“Sino sa Tingin mo ang mas tama sa opinyon namin?” — Bob Ong
“Ako Siyempre” — Juan Tamad
“Teka lang.. relax ka muna wala pang sagot eh” – Bob Ong
“teka.. lilinawin ko lang ah.. si Juan gusto sa elevator?” — Paulo Kwelyo
“Oo” — Bob Ong
“tapos ikaw naman pinagbabawalan mo kasi, puno na?” — Paulo Kwelyo
“Hindi naman..” — Bob Ong
“OO nga naman.. bakit mo ko pinagbabawalan eh, gusto ko talagang maghintay ng elevator eh.. nakatamad kaya ang hagdan”
– Juan Tamad
“Ahhh.. Kinarir (career) kasi ni Juan Tamad yung Pagiging Tamad niya sa Pangalan niya para i justify na tamad siya?”
– Paulo Kwelyo
“Oo medyo OA siya no?” — Bob Ong
“hehehe… pero anong kinalaman ng Pagmamahal dun? – Paulo Kwelyo
“kasi diba… ang kapag nagmamahal ka parang elevator.. kung ipipilit mo ang sarili mo na mapansin o mahalin ka ng tao, e parang sinasayang mo lang ang oras mo. meron namang ibang oputunidad gaya na lamang ng Hagdan. Hindi lang natin kaagad napapansin…” – Bob Ong
“.Zzzzzzzz” — Juan Tamad
“Tignan mo tinulugan na tayo.” – Bob Ong
“Oo nga… hayaan mo na..” – Paulo Kwelyo
“eh ano namang depensa niya sayo?” – Paulo Kwelyo
“Ang sabi niya Mapuno man daw ang elevator, sigurado naman daw na babalik ito, at darating ang panahon na magkakasya din daw siya” – Bob Ong
“Ang tiyaga naman niya.. DARATING ANG PANAHON? so matagal yun.. HAHAHA”… Pero ano namang kinalaman sa pagmamahal nun? – Paulo Kwelyo
“ewan ko sa kanya?” –Bob Ong
“Eh kung sa fire Exit siya dumaan?” — Paulo Kwelyo
“Puma punch line ka?” – Bob Ong
”Hindi naman po hehehe..” - Paulo Kwelyo
Siguro po ang ang kinalaman nun sa pagmamahal ay parang naninindigan siya na ang isang tao na napili niyang mahalin ay yun na talaga habang buhay para sa kanya.. siguro iniisip niya na siguro wala pa sa sapat na oras pero may fairy tale siya na magiging sila din balang araw. – Paulo Kwelyo
“oo nga kaya lang, umaasa lang siya sa wala diba?” – Bob Ong
“oo nga po.. pero wala naman po siguro masama na maghintay ka sa hindi naman darating… siguro hayaan na lang natin siya na maghintay dyan sa wala. hanggang sa marealized niya na nasira na talaga yung elevator ng buliding na ito.. maghahagdan din yan.. maniwala ka..” — Paulo Kwelyo
“HAHAHA… oo nga Tara na” — Bob Ong
“Dun tayo sa Hagdan” – Paulo Kwelyo
“Ayoko Dun tayo sa Escaltor” — Bob Ong
“Eh sira din po eh” — Paulo Kwelyo
“Ay paano yan?” – Bob Ong
“eh may hagdan naman po eh” — Paulo Kwelyo
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SORRY SA MGA FANS NI BOB ONG… at kay BOB ONG… nagamit ko lang just for FUN…
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